Cruising AirBnB and Redfin was everyone’s favorite pandemic parlor game. Well, instead of fabulous views, inventive floor-plans, or gardens so fragrant you can smell them off the screen, I’ve homed in on curious design details, seriously bad art, floor tile and tacky polyester bedspreads for this series on things you just can’t unsee on real estate websites. As before, and with all recent work, these collages are 9 x 4 inches, fabricated by hand (it’s incredible how many people think I made these on a computer) with either Gmund, Canson, or Blick papers approximately 300gsm. I’ve recently added a new paper to the mix–Park Lane–after visiting America’s favorite crafting store, JoAnn’s. They sell pastels you can only dream of, and though they don’t have the same tactility as the finer papers, the colors are incredible.
Entry, Tile Floor, 111 E Chestnut Street, Apt. 40C, Chicago IL, Scraps on Gmund Cobblestone, 2024-387Villa Unifamiliare Omegna (Piastrella di Ceramica), Scraps on Tangerine, 2024-316 1530 S State St, Apt 14S, Chicago IL 60605 (Art in Foyer), Red Scale Scraps on White and Blue Scale Scraps on White on Black, 2024-305Affito Appartamento Milano, Trilocale in via Galileo, Ottimo Stato (Pintura), Blick Orange on Gmund Stone on Park Lane Canteloupe on Heavy Cream, 2024 388 Vendita Villa Unifamiliare in Contrada Intavolata, Castellammare del Golfo, Ottimo Stato, con Terrazza, Riscaldamento (Bagno), Park Lane Blackberry Ice Cream on Lilac, 2024-299 222 N Columbus Dr Apt 2102, Chicago IL 60601 (Bedspread, Bedroom #2), Scraps on White on Azure on Light Moss, 2024-308 222 N Columbus Dr Apt 2102, Chicago IL 60601 (Bedspread, Bedroom #2), Scraps on White, 2024-301Trilocale in via dei Larici, Courmayeur, Posto Auto, con Balcone (Copriletto, Camera #2), Canson Cherry on Park Lane Lilac and Watermelon on Canson Kingfisher, 2024-311 Villa unifamiliare via Dante Alighieri, Trarego Viggiona, Copriletto, Scraps on Black, 2024-312 Villa Unifamiliare Omegna (Piastrella di Ceramica, Pranzo), Park Lane Canteloupe and Lemon Lime, Canson Terracotta and Nut on Gmund Black Forest, 2024-314 21 E Huron St, Apt 1201, Chicago IL 60611 (Hall Painting), Scraps on Black, 2024-324 There are Many Restaurants Nearby (Kitchen Backsplash), Park Lane Pistachio on Cantelope on White, 2024-366 Vendita Trilocale Madesimo in via Per Motta (Copriletto), Coral on Park Lane Hot Chocolate and Canteloupe on Lemon Sky, 2024 389
